Hey there. Yeah, you. With the eyes and the hands and the cash burning a hole in your pocket. Have I got just the thing for you. Books! Specifically, my books. Even more specifically, copies of End to End and Spirits of Initiation I’ve got laying about, eager to be taken into a good home. If you want, I could write something personal in the books. Something just for you. Yeah, just keep looking into my eyes and don’t think, except about how badly you want my books. Books good, cash stupid. Give that stupid cash to me and I’ll trade you books for it. Good books. My books. Yeahhh.
