With the recent SCOTUS Hobby Lobby ruling which establishes that corporations are not only people but that they can practice religion, I should probably come out and say this: I’ve been offering spiritual counseling and instruction in Bacchic Orphism to Hot Topic for a couple months now. Hot Topic will be making a formal announcement of conversion come Anthesteria. In the meantime anyone who walks into a store and says, “I am a child of Earth and Starry Heaven” will receive a complimentary bottle of red, black or white nail polish.
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